The Novak Element is a sensationalist pundit hosted by Pat Novak and Kelly Perkins in the streets.
History[]
News topics covered during this time were:
- In the "State of the Union" segment, Pat interviewed General Monroe from the Pentagon.
- Perkins filmed from Tehran, to see the "American Machiness" in operation monitoring the area.
Among in other news:
- Brazil legalizes Marijuana.
- A drugged Congressman is reported celebrating.
- Beer is reported to surpass water as the most consumed beverage in the world.
- Greece rejects loans to save the euro.